Long time no see.

It's been a loooooong time. How have you been? Did you catch my Portal
2 reference there? Have you been in a coma for a long time?

If you have been in a coma due to an awful car accident, feel freento
ignore this. It's not very well written anyways. I'll give all you
ex-coma patients a moment to clear out.

So yeah. I haven't written anything in a while. I'm sorry. That's
going to change. School kinda ate my life for a while. I'm planning to
add an "About Us" section, with some information about the writers.
You should read it (when it's done).

I also want to get some additional writers. Do you think you have
something to add? Are you attractive and willing to sleep with me for
the chance to write on this blog?* Then you should contact me and I'll
set it up.

So yeah. That's it for now. If one of you would tell the comies that
they can come back that'd be great.